Look! It's a giant **** and a giant pussy. You decide which is which.
If you happened to be making your way to Times Square in NYC last night when your genitals suddenly jumped off your crotch and headed straight for Port Authority, you now know why.
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This past Friday was the 50th birthday of one of my oldest friends.No pun intended.I met Stu doing a community theater production of Into the Woods back in 1989.
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Speaking of more reasonable animal rights activists, the Humane Society is unhappy that the Port Authority is conducting a campaign to kill about 2000 Canada geese around JFK and LaGuardia airports.
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