I'm not gonna lie, this trailer of the Venice-based hijinks made me a little dewy in my tiny pants. Not only does Ezio look a lot hotter in the threads of 1486 Venice than wosshisface ever did back the Holy Land, but Renaissance-style dueling and swordplay abounds, all infinitely more finessed and culturally rich than the brute force of the original game's Damascus-steel-wielding enemies.
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