I Can Haz Jury Duty?

Let the justice system of Brooklyn tremble! For I have been selected for a jury case.Oh yes, despite the fake nose and glasses, despite randomly shouting out "P!nk!" throughout the proceedings, despite bouncing in my chair and humming loudly whenever anyone else was talking, and despite my demands that the jury room contain a person gym and a hot tub, I was picked to serve on a case that convenes in a few weeks.
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I Do Not Deserve Your Tolerance

Note: This is a piece from the archives of my own blog, The New Civil Rights Movement.

I am an American citizen.
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Can You Afford Jury Duty?

Well, I just got home from the Courthouse… No, I didn’t go to jail… I got that little piece of paper in the mail that said, “Congratulations!! You Are Summoned For Jury Duty.
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Bronx teenager roasts kitten

17 year old Cheyenne Cherry was angry at her ex-roommate. So Cheyenne broke into her former friend's apartment, slashed the furniture, threw bleach on the walls, stole a bunch of stuff, and then threw the friend's kitten into the oven, shut the door, turned the stove on high, and then left so she wouldn't have to hear the kitten clawing at the oven door and/or screaming in pain.
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