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Adventures in a Nursing Home

Independent Gay Forum Jul 03 09

by Paul VarnellYou remember that old advertisement for a medical alert device in which an old woman lies sprawled on the floor and says, "I've fallen and I can't get up"? Shown as a clip at video bars, it usually provokes laughter.
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