Let me be quick with the crazy ramblings and try my best not trash this film so much. “G.I Joe: Rise of the Cobra” is purely CGI porn, and that’s just about it.
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And now for your 4th of July safety tip from country pop sensation, Taylor Swift!
Don't pick up hot shiz!
Swift shared an Independence Day childhood memory on her official blog, recalling how her passion for "sparkly things" caused her more harm than fun.
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