Sweet holy Sudeikis! (Yes, it’s one of those moments where the phrase must be used) Where has Clark Gregg been all my life? Very, very doable.
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Yes bitches, your dreams have finally come true! Okay maybe just three of you (particularly Justin, joetimber and rickyrussell54 at the forums) but dreams are dreams nonetheless! Adorkable, generously hairy and a healthy amount of narcissim rolled into one tight package? It’s magic, I tell you.
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Today I welcome back the stalkerish amazing Polt of Polt’s Palace who is here to share some fantastic poetry with us:
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Not everyone is as lucky as me,
To have such an adorkable Stalkee!
He’s great in every way
Happy, sweet, and yes gay.
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When I first saw Hugh Sheridan, I just knew that he must have the Adorkable of the Month title. It’s written in stone, and by the power invested in me by four imaginary husbands, I hereby declare Hugh Sheridan of Australia our Adorkable of June.
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Mmm… Yes, Hoyt. You keep saying that. My crotch-dar is telling me that we won’t see his fuzzy chest for sometime after this episode, so here are some caps of the adorkable pooh bear that is Jim Parrack from last week’s “True Blood”.
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Once upon a time, Aaron Eckhart and (pre-shaved) Matthew Fox made love and produced a baby together.
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By now we all pretty much knew Shia LaBeouf sweats douchewater (it’s toxic) but you really have to admit seeing him sans shirt is quite treat.
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Now we come up to the highlight of the day (okay one of TWO highlights of the day and you know exactly what I’m talking about) which is more of our Adorkable of The Month, Jim Parrack’s skin display in this week’s episode of “True Blood”.
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