Introducing Weird Speak.
The Wishful Writer Oct 10 09This morning I hit the mother-load of April weird speak.Weird speak is what I call her language when it isn't quite Aponex (for new readers, Aponex is what we call April's inability to utter a common phrase without jacking it all up).Weird speak happens when April's brain works faster than her mouth, resulting in a string of conversations that make sense only to her.I swear on my favorite pink highlighter, this is exactly what happened and how our conversation went this morning...We are sleeping downstairs on the pull-out couch because we sold our bedroom suit in last week's yard sale. At some point, we'll find and agree on a king-sized bed. Full story...
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I is Old.
The Wishful Writer 4 days agoI'm old. You want to know how I know?Because I no longer roll my eyes when people say "time sure does fly, the older you get.
Shameful. We Are Shameful.
The Wishful Writer Nov 14 09I can't believe I'm going to post these photos from last night's White Trash Party.In fact, I'm betting most of my friends will likely kill me and never hang out with me again once they realize I'm really sharing these atrocities with the world.
.Trashed.
The Wishful Writer Nov 13 09So, my neighbors are throwing a white trash birthday party for a friend of theirs.I've never met this friend, but me, Apes, and our posse are SO attending her party.
Rain Drops Falling on My Head.
The Wishful Writer Nov 12 09It's been pouring rain here for two solid days (thank you Tropical Storm Ida).Last night, Apes called on her way home from work, excited about a sale happening at Tuesday Morning.
Disco Coffee.
The Wishful Writer Nov 10 09My neighbor Pat called last weekend and invited us to Disco Coffee. When pressed for a definition, she replied:"Well, it's amazing coffee, friends and DISCO MUSIC, of course!"Of course.
Blabbin'
The Wishful Writer Nov 09 09Letseee...First things first. Apes and I learned, whilst rocking out at the Montgomery Gentry concert last weekend, that Outback Steakhouse is offering a free Blooming Onion and beverage to all veterans and active duty on Wednesday, November 11th (Veteran's Day).
Gettin' our country on!
The Wishful Writer Nov 07 09
Apes and I at the Montgomery Gentry concert.
Birthday gift from mom and dad.
Orange.
The Wishful Writer Nov 03 09My friend Christine is amazing.She has a spirit that puts my soul at ease, a cadence to her life that draws people to her.
Ketchn' Up.
The Wishful Writer Nov 01 09Oy. Has it been more than a week?!Somewhere in between work, deciding to paint our bedroom in two days (hi cathedral ceilings), planning a kick-ass cabin trip for 20 crazy women over the Halloween weekend, preparing to receive new bedroom furniture, drinking copious amounts of Diet Coke and packing to head to Atlanta (again), the week totally got away from me.
Multi-functional
The Wishful Writer Oct 23 09
At first glance, these may just LOOK like Diet Coke screw tops, but they aren't.
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