I Will Totally Vote Now
The Evil Beet Oct 06 08How adorable is Blake Lively? Don’t you just want to drag her into bed with you and cuddle with her deep under the covers? Just you and Blake Lively and her fresh, white T-shirt that still smells vaguely of fabric softener and a thick comforter and something laugh-out-loud funny on TV. Wouldn’t that just be so [...] Full story...
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