Courtenay Semel Says Samantha Ronson Sabotaged Her Friendship with Lindsay Lohan
The Evil Beet Nov 18 09I’ve had a weird fascination with Courtenay Semel ever since she was on that random TV show where they made spoiled rich kids drive cattle. I think it has something to do with the way her first name is spelled. I just don’t think I’d be able to talk to her without being all like, [...] Full story...
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