Conan vs. Newark, New Jersey

The Evil Beet  Oct 17 09

It all started a few weeks ago when Conan made a joke about Newark, New Jersey. It went a little something like this: “The mayor of Newark, N.J. wants to set up a citywide program to improve residents’ health. The health care program would consist of… a bus ticket out of Newark.” Har har. Standard Newark, N.J. [...] Full story...

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