Akon Threatens To Leave The U.S.
The Evil Beet Nov 04 08Singer Akon has announced that he will renounce his U.S. Citizenship and move back to Africa if John McCain is elected. I can’t believe about about to say this but… Please. Everyone. Go vote for The Maverick. Only so that this abusive asshat can get his one-way plane ticket home. If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m [...] Full story...
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