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Lily Allen Gets (Understandably) Grumpy in Paris

The Evil Beet  Nov 13 09

Lily Allen had a smile for her escort when she arrived in Paris this morning from London, but quickly turned shy and unhappy as the paps spotted her and began to flag her down for her photo.

GQ’s Men of the Year Do Not Disappoint

The Evil Beet  Nov 13 09

GQ’s Men of the Year issue is hitting stands in December, and while I usually think these sort of lists are pointless and open to much debate, I’m thinking they did a pretty good job this year, starting with the smokin’ Chris Pine.

Sneak Peek: Gaga Does Gossip Girl

The Evil Beet  Nov 13 09

Lady Gaga, famous singer who probably has a penis, claims that her lil sis is a huge Gossip Girl fan, so I’m sure she’ll be psyched to see what it looks like when her older, transgendered sister hits the stage at some club on the show.

Jennifer Aniston Stabs SmartWater in the Back

The Evil Beet  Nov 13 09

This may not seem like a big deal, but SmartWater spokesperson Jennifer Aniston was seen toting around a rival brand the other day and ooooooh, boy, does that piss off companies that spend millions to make sure their water is seen in the hands of stars.

Lindsay Lohan is Officially Tara Reid

The Evil Beet  Nov 13 09

Remember when Tara Reid got really, really sad about five or six years ago and there was all that paparazzi footage of her being rejected from Teddy’s or some other similar club everywhere and she was the laughing stock of LA.

Stephanie Pratt is About to Feel the Rehab on Her Skin

The Evil Beet  Nov 13 09

Stephanie Pratt got a DUI and at first she blamed it on anyone she could: the cops, her brother, MTV producers, but now she’s finally owning up to it and will do a stint in rehab to appease both the courts and the critics.

Chris Brown’s New Music Video

The Evil Beet  Nov 13 09

Chris Brown has a new single and video out and oddly enough, it’s about him wanting to make up with a girlfriend.

At Least SOMEONE Still Loves Kanye West

The Evil Beet  Nov 13 09

All of America may still be angry with him for screwing over our little sweetheart at the VMAs, but at least Amber Rose still loves him! But I have a feeling all that bleach went to her head a long time ago.

Lookin’ Gorgeous, Ri-Ri!

The Evil Beet  Nov 13 09

Rihanna was all smiles as she left her Paris hotel on Thursday evening. I have to say — this girl is ALWAYS strikingly gorgeous, and I’m loving the hair now, even if I was a little iffy on it at first.

Twilight Director Hints at KStew/RPatz Romance

The Evil Beet  Nov 12 09

Time magazine published a fantastic article today about the Twilight books and movies. I think the most interesting part is about how Stephenie Meyer wound up writing the books: The story begins with a dream.

WTF Is Going on Over at Cindy Crawford’s House?

The Evil Beet  Nov 12 09

This is a bizarre and unexpected story. Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber filed court documents saying that Edis Kayalar, a friend of their former nanny, was threatening to sell the photo of the couple’s freakishly adorable 7-year-old daughter, Kaia.

Emmy Rossum Is Seriously Trying to Kill Me

The Evil Beet  Nov 12 09

I swear, if I have to hear one more thing about her and Adam Duritz, I’m just going to explode.

Just What We’ve Been Waiting For: The Jon Gosselin Sex Tape and Cocaine Scandal

The Evil Beet  Nov 12 09

If the shit didn’t hit the fan some time ago for Jon Gosselin, it definitely is now. A former bodyguard of the “reality star” has been subpoenaed in TLC’s case against him and his testimony is going to be less than helpful in helping Jon gain custody of his kids.

MTV’s Jersey Shore May Actually Be a Real Thing

The Evil Beet  Nov 12 09

So, I’m watching this video I found on ONTD that’s a promo for a new MTV reality show called Jersey Shore.

This is The Best Big Love Spoiler Ever.

The Evil Beet  Nov 12 09

For those of you who have been watching Big Love from the jump, you probably couldn’t help but notice that there’s always been some sexual tension/weird flirty thing going on between Margene and Bill’s youngest son Ben.

Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Be Real

The Evil Beet  Nov 12 09

So People Magazine is reporting that the stripper who claims she slept with Fergie’s man, Josh Duhamel is doing some interview on Extra to apologize to Fergie for messing with her man.

Sarah Palin Invites Levi Johnston Over For Thanksgiving

The Evil Beet  Nov 12 09

You’d think that if your daughter’s baby daddy was showing his junk for money in Playgirl and shit-talking you on national television while disclosing family secrets, you probably wouldn’t want to sit around a table with him talking about how moist this year’s turkey is, but that Sarah Palin just won’t be put in a [.

Quotables aka Bitter for $200, Alex

The Evil Beet  Nov 12 09

“You want my honest comment? It’s too much too soon.  Time is God’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Mariah Carey Gives 100%

The Evil Beet  Nov 12 09

Mariah’s new song “100 Percent” — she wrote it for the movie Precious — is out and I really like it.

Kristen Stewart Is Getting Marginally Better at Doing Press Events

The Evil Beet  Nov 12 09

I’m still titling this ongoing nonsense the Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson We Don’t Give a Fuck 2009 Tour, but I’ll give credit where credit is due: At the UK red carpet event for New Moon, there are actually some photos of Kristen Stewart where she kinda-sorta looks like she’s giving a fuck.