$25 Will Get You Into Michael Jackson’s Funeral

The Evil Beet  Jul 02 09

Michael Jackson’s memorial service is next Tuesday at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.  Like all Michael’s previous performances, ticket agencies will be involved.  I think this is very sad. Michael’s whole life seems to have been centered around making money.  As a child, his focus was making money with Jackson 5 to help support his [...] Full story...

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