Nice Try, Carl Johnson

SwirlSpice  Jul 02 08

To: [Erica's email]From: [carljohnson184]Erica,How are you doing? I have been on your website, and read some of your articles, and really liked them. I also saw your picture, and think that you are very pretty. Would you like to have lunch with me sometime?Carl[Carl's phone #] To: [carljohnson184]From: [Erica's email]Hi Carl,How exactly did you find me?Thanks,Erica To: [Erica's email]From: [carljohnson184]Erica,I found you by reading about you in the paper. Then, I checked you out on the twitters website. Thats how I found your website. Would you like to call me today?Carl[Carl's phone #] To: [carljohnson184]From: [Erica's email]Sorry, who are you? To: [Erica's email]From: [carljohnson184]Erica,I am a 35 year old single male from Eagan, MN. Full story...

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