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Even More Shawn Christian, Just Because

Square Hippies  Sep 13 09

Sweet holy Sudeikis. This hunk. He is officially forbidden to wear any type of clothing under Sq. L.

Guess This Greasy Hairy Chest

Square Hippies  Sep 13 09

Chest hair and water are the best of friends, but chest hair and grease? I don’t know. As long as it’s hairy I’m not complaining.

Burt Reynolds in Striptease

Square Hippies  Sep 11 09

In continuing my unconditional love for silver foxes, here are some caps of Burt Reynolds from 1996’s “Striptease”, with some side of Armand Assante.

My Crotch Approves: HGTV Design Star’s Dan Vickery

Square Hippies  Sep 10 09

Give me a minute while I sit down and catch my breath. If a minute spent staring into those gorgeous baby blues got me breathless, I think I’ll be in the intesive care within less than ten! This piece of yum here goes by the name of Dan Vickery, and he’s a contestant of HGTV [.

Tomer Sisley in Largo Winch

Square Hippies  Sep 09 09

It’s time for some Frenchy hotness! Tomer Sisley sure looks like the lovechild of Keanu Reeves and Matthew Lillard and in my book, that is a good thing.

Rider Strong in Cabin Fever

Square Hippies  Sep 08 09

Your fondest memory of Rider Strong is perhaps as Shawn Hunter in “Boy Meets World”. Gosh, I fucking love that show.

Something Is Not Right

Square Hippies  Sep 07 09

And I think I know what it is. Just when everyone thought they’re having a wonderful end of Labor Day weekend, Jeremy Piven spoils it by taking his shirt off.

Presenting The Prince of Chest Pubes, Eli Roth

Square Hippies  Sep 07 09

I guess I am speaking on behalf all of us fur fans that Eli Roth is one sexy beast. If Alec Baldwin is the king of chest hair, he should totally be the next in line for the throne! Presenting his royal hairiness Prince Eli Furcoat! Sounds about right.

Mark Dacascos in The Brotherhood of the Wolf

Square Hippies  Sep 06 09

Martial arts champion Mark Dacascos works the noble savage concept to the Nth degree in “The Brotherhood of the Wolf.

A Living Proof

Square Hippies  Sep 05 09

Hairy chested, professional working male models? Yes, they exist. They truly do. Believe your eyes, folks (by folks I mean Scott Herman)! In the first two pictures, if you cross your eyes for 5 seconds you might think that it’s my third husband Paul Rudd, but actually it is model Christopher Leabu.

Where Were These Guys When I Was in College?

Square Hippies  Sep 05 09

It’s official. BBC’s “Economy Gastronomy” is the source of everyday hotties of all kinds.

Peter Sarsgaard in The Center of the World

Square Hippies  Sep 04 09

Peter Sarsgaard is no stranger to peen display on screen, and I am ever so thankful for that. It’s time like this that made me want to ditch this whole thing and start a new site called Squarehippies XXX instead, but you know I can’t do that (do not ask why).

We Are Golden (and Enviably Skinny)

Square Hippies  Sep 04 09

About two years ago when Mika first came out in the music scene, it is nearly impossible to find his picture sans shirt.

Time To Put That Foul Tongue of Yours To Good Use

Square Hippies  Sep 03 09

So. Dirty. Allan Hyde is a little jailbait-y for my taste, so I’ll let you guys go nuts on this one.

Would You Like Some More Gravy With Your Steak, Sir?

Square Hippies  Sep 03 09

Before you make crazy assumptions, this dude is covered with gravy. I always prefer extra gravy when I have my steak and mashed potatoes, but this is taking gravy loving to a whole new level.

I Don’t Know If It’s The Economy, But Okay

Square Hippies  Sep 02 09

Finally, the hairy prime slab of beef that is Mike Rowe has gotten some serious recognition from THE SOURCE.

Stop It, Stop It, Stop It!

Square Hippies  Sep 02 09

I just thought that if I said it 3 times, this madness would end. Scott Herman (why do I have a strange feeling he is reading this) continues to push my button, in the friggin’ wrong way! He has posted a couple of videos about “How to Make Yourself Absolutely NOT HOT” on YouTube a [.

Tom Hanks in Big

Square Hippies  Sep 01 09

Although not on IMDB Top 50, “Big” has to be one of the biggest family movies of all time, next to “Mrs.

Your Weekly Dose of Ray Drecker

Square Hippies  Aug 31 09

Seriously, how hot is this guy? I could use a million words to describe how insanely sexy Thomas Jane is in “Hung”, but this time I’ll let his hairy chest and his crotch piercing eyes do the talking, and more.

Holy Gingy Scot!

Square Hippies  Aug 31 09

Salivating over a random hot ginge is one of my favorite comforting things to do, especially after digesting such devastating news like this one.

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