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Off to Paris, Bitches!

Square Hippies  Sep 30 09

Dear my beloved and highly treasured minions, I, the gatekeeper of all things shirtless will take a little break from the wonderful world of internets for a week.

Ryan Reynolds With a Smooth Chest? I Can’t.

Square Hippies  Sep 29 09

See, even Hugh Jackman is puzzled by this! Now let’s talk about the hairy film that is “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”.

The Return of Mah Husband (Not Really)

Square Hippies  Sep 28 09

So there I was, at the edge of my seat, with my favorite snacks and lubricant during the beginning of season premiere of “Saturday Night Live”, in anticipation of mah husband Jason Sudeikis spreading his cuteness on TV.

Liev Schreiber in The Painted Veil

Square Hippies  Sep 27 09

Hmm, I would like to see Liev in a painted veil, but we’ll have to make do. He’s not the most generous with his shirtlessness, but when that shirt does come off — look out! He’s muscly without being steroidy, he’s hairy without being, well, not hairy.

Stalking Cutie McHairy

Square Hippies  Sep 27 09

I would very much like to think I’m a pretty darn good stalker when it comes to hunting down hot blokes, but apparently a lot more people out there have much better stalking skills than me.

Bear, I Mean Ben Cohen in Attitude

Square Hippies  Sep 26 09

OMG. If I hear one more thing about Ben Cohen in Attitude magazine again today, I might explode into a cloud of glittery dust and never return.

The Guttenberg in The Boyfriend School

Square Hippies  Sep 26 09

It’s Guttenberg time! For those of you old enough to watch grown up movies in the 80’s, I’m pretty sure that Steve Guttenberg was a major item in your lust list.

Stuff of Dreams: Glenn Howerton’s Furry Chest

Square Hippies  Sep 25 09

Based on close observation, I think there was some serious clipping action going on Glenn Howerton’s chest, but if you do need to clip — this is how you do it.

More Everyday Hotness from Guys With iPhones

Square Hippies  Sep 24 09

Or should I say, more shameless narcissists? I kid, I kid. We totally love these guys, and I can’t imagine what would happen to the internet without them.

Scruff Makes The Man

Square Hippies  Sep 23 09

If you are naturally smooth or with next to none body hair, the next best thing to win my crotch over (it has been real fussy lately) is to have some scruff on your face.

It’s That Kid from Cheaper By The Dozen 2

Square Hippies  Sep 22 09

These images of that very adult looking kid from “Cheaper By The Dozen 2″ were shot by David Strick over at LA Times for some new movie he’s working on.

Carlos Ponce in Couples Retreat

Square Hippies  Sep 22 09

When God created Carlos Ponce, this is what he had in mind. Okay, not exactly but I think this is the role that he was born to play — a speedo wearing yoga instructor! Again chances are you have seen these before but you know me, I’m always late with EVERYTHING.

Why Is Danny Boom Still Wearing A Shirt?

Square Hippies  Sep 21 09

Take a good look at the image compilation above. Can you tell what is fucking wrong with it? Yes folks, why is there not a single shirtless pictures of this fine male specimen around? In case you don’t have time to watch Food Network, his name is Danny Boome, he’s a celebrity chef and he [.

Baby Fat

Square Hippies  Sep 21 09

You’ll probably hate me, but those are the first two words that came to mind when I see these skin caps of Matt Lanter from last week’s episode of “90210″ by Superherofan.

Rider Strong in Borderland

Square Hippies  Sep 20 09

Due to popular demand (that’s probably just me hallucinating, again), here are more shirtlessness of the silver dollar nopples owner that is Rider Strong from another horror film, “Borderland” capped by Angela at her Shawn & Angela Fansite.

Shawn Christian, Stop Turning This Into Your Fansite

Square Hippies  Sep 20 09

You know what? Shawn Christian needs to put his clothes back on, because I can’t help myself but to post his delectable shirtless caps every time he takes it off.

Peter Sarsgaard & Jon Foster in The Mysteries of Pittsburgh

Square Hippies  Sep 19 09

Peter Sarsgaard in “The Mysteries of Pittsburgh”? Not again! Yes, I’ve posted about this yummy hairball twice before but here is the real deal.

Guess This Treasure Trail

Square Hippies  Sep 19 09

Let’s try something different this time. Instead of hairy chests, let’s take a guess of hairy abs instead.

Alex O’Loughlin in The Back-Up Plan

Square Hippies  Sep 16 09

Matthew McConaughey, put your shirt back on because Alex O’Loughlin is finally here to share his hotness on the mainstream screen! These two stills are more than enough to make me see “The Back-Up Plan”, as much as I already knew the storyline will be pretty much the same.

Tony Goldwyn in Ghost (and Tribute to Patrick Swayze)

Square Hippies  Sep 15 09

Edit: This post was written just before / during Patrick Swayze’s death (I know!) but originally scheduled for tomorrow, so this is dedicated to him.

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