Dear my beloved and highly treasured minions, I, the gatekeeper of all things shirtless will take a little break from the wonderful world of internets for a week.
See, even Hugh Jackman is puzzled by this! Now let’s talk about the hairy film that is “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”.
So there I was, at the edge of my seat, with my favorite snacks and lubricant during the beginning of season premiere of “Saturday Night Live”, in anticipation of mah husband Jason Sudeikis spreading his cuteness on TV.
Hmm, I would like to see Liev in a painted veil, but we’ll have to make do. He’s not the most generous with his shirtlessness, but when that shirt does come off — look out! He’s muscly without being steroidy, he’s hairy without being, well, not hairy.
I would very much like to think I’m a pretty darn good stalker when it comes to hunting down hot blokes, but apparently a lot more people out there have much better stalking skills than me.
OMG. If I hear one more thing about Ben Cohen in Attitude magazine again today, I might explode into a cloud of glittery dust and never return.
It’s Guttenberg time! For those of you old enough to watch grown up movies in the 80’s, I’m pretty sure that Steve Guttenberg was a major item in your lust list.
Based on close observation, I think there was some serious clipping action going on Glenn Howerton’s chest, but if you do need to clip — this is how you do it.
Or should I say, more shameless narcissists? I kid, I kid. We totally love these guys, and I can’t imagine what would happen to the internet without them.
If you are naturally smooth or with next to none body hair, the next best thing to win my crotch over (it has been real fussy lately) is to have some scruff on your face.
These images of that very adult looking kid from “Cheaper By The Dozen 2″ were shot by David Strick over at LA Times for some new movie he’s working on.
When God created Carlos Ponce, this is what he had in mind. Okay, not exactly but I think this is the role that he was born to play — a speedo wearing yoga instructor! Again chances are you have seen these before but you know me, I’m always late with EVERYTHING.
Take a good look at the image compilation above. Can you tell what is fucking wrong with it? Yes folks, why is there not a single shirtless pictures of this fine male specimen around? In case you don’t have time to watch Food Network, his name is Danny Boome, he’s a celebrity chef and he [.
You’ll probably hate me, but those are the first two words that came to mind when I see these skin caps of Matt Lanter from last week’s episode of “90210″ by Superherofan.
Due to popular demand (that’s probably just me hallucinating, again), here are more shirtlessness of the silver dollar nopples owner that is Rider Strong from another horror film, “Borderland” capped by Angela at her Shawn & Angela Fansite.
You know what? Shawn Christian needs to put his clothes back on, because I can’t help myself but to post his delectable shirtless caps every time he takes it off.
Peter Sarsgaard in “The Mysteries of Pittsburgh”? Not again! Yes, I’ve posted about this yummy hairball twice before but here is the real deal.
Let’s try something different this time. Instead of hairy chests, let’s take a guess of hairy abs instead.
Matthew McConaughey, put your shirt back on because Alex O’Loughlin is finally here to share his hotness on the mainstream screen! These two stills are more than enough to make me see “The Back-Up Plan”, as much as I already knew the storyline will be pretty much the same.
Edit: This post was written just before / during Patrick Swayze’s death (I know!) but originally scheduled for tomorrow, so this is dedicated to him.