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And Now, It’s Time for Some Disney Baddies
Square Hippies Oct 14 09
The last post has left me wanting for more, and after some serious investigation and research — we have found our Gaston.
One of My Childhood Dreams Has Come True
Square Hippies Oct 13 09
Someone just paid a visit to the back of my brain and made these Disney princes stripped down their bare essentials.
Clark Gregg, A Strong Contender for DOMD
Square Hippies Oct 12 09
Sweet holy Sudeikis! (Yes, it’s one of those moments where the phrase must be used) Where has Clark Gregg been all my life? Very, very doable.
Mah Husband and Vincent Kartheiser in Mad Men
Square Hippies Oct 12 09
Seeing mah husband shirtless, on a bed, under the covers with a woman, a phone or both besides him is a total deja vu to me, but as long as he’s not wearing clothes, I don’t give a rat’s ass about it.
Raise Your Hand if You See Eric Christian Olsen’s Nipples
Square Hippies Oct 11 09
You might have to squint a little bit harder to spot them. I’m not a huge nipples man, but I feel like I need to take a black Sharpie and draw two big fat circles on his chest.
While You Were Drooling at Nick Zano in Cougar Town…
Square Hippies Oct 11 09
Please spend some quality drool time and have a look at a few other alternative skin selection offered on the show; namely beefy blond daddy Brian Van Holt, very beary Ian Gomez and oh-get-him-a-decent-shirtless-scene-already Josh Hopkins.
Wes Bentley in Soul Survivors
Square Hippies Oct 11 09
For someone as dangerously good looking as Wes Bentley, I think it’s not fair for his career to not take off because I think the only film he was in is “American Beauty”, and that was like a decade ago.
Vintage Sam Elliott, Minus the Stache
Square Hippies Oct 10 09
We have already seen Sam Elliott in his complete 70s hunk armor before; a sexy pornstache, thick wavy hair and a full jacket of chest hair.
My Ass Is Back
Square Hippies Oct 09 09
I know you guys have been biting your nails for the past week worrying about not getting your dose of shirtless mens.
Vintage Daniel Craig in Love is the Devil
Square Hippies Oct 07 09
Ever-generous Daniel Craig, way back when, circa 1998, plays George Dyer, the burglar-turned-lover of Francis Bacon — painter, poofter, and S/M aficionado.
BJ Novak, At Long Last
Square Hippies Oct 06 09
For a lover of adorkables, it is a total sin not to have dark Office hottie and long lost Eli Roth’s twin, BJ Novak on this site.
The First Sign
Square Hippies Oct 05 09
Here is recently featured Cutie McHairy, expressing his love for this website (OMG shut up I totally didn’t force him to do this).
Richard Burgi Is Reenacting My Wet Dream
Square Hippies Oct 04 09
It’s no secret that mature hairy men do a lot of things to me. Richard Burgi definitely falls in the mature category (he is fabulously 51), but I think if I look carefully at Richard Burgi’s chest I can see totally see a reflection of myself.
Luke MacFarlane in Iron Road
Square Hippies Oct 04 09
I have nothing negative or funny (they’re the same thing, right?) to say about the hot Canadian piece that is Luke MacFarlane.
Who The Hollyoaks Omnibus Are These?
Square Hippies Oct 03 09
For those of you who have seen “Little Britain”, please get it. I don’t really watch “Hollyoaks”, although it airs pretty much every hour of the day (I’m more of a “How Clean Is Your House” fan, but that’s another story) but these hunks are giving their American soapy counterparts a run for their hard [.
Some Skin in Cougartown
Square Hippies Oct 02 09
A television show like “Cougartown” is something that I’ve been waiting for a long, long time.
Devastating News from Penn Badgley
Square Hippies Oct 02 09
This just in: Penn Badgley is (unsurprisingly) still hairless and looks like a prepubescent 12 year old boy.
I Never Wanted to be an iPod So Bad Until Now
Square Hippies Oct 01 09
I’ve always thought Apple has given us some wonderful products (see here, here, here and here), but I don’t feel the need to actually BE one until now.
Adorkable of the Month: Preston aka iPhone Hottie
Square Hippies Sep 30 09
Yes bitches, your dreams have finally come true! Okay maybe just three of you (particularly Justin, joetimber and rickyrussell54 at the forums) but dreams are dreams nonetheless! Adorkable, generously hairy and a healthy amount of narcissim rolled into one tight package? It’s magic, I tell you.
Off to Paris, Bitches!
Square Hippies Sep 30 09
Dear my beloved and highly treasured minions, I, the gatekeeper of all things shirtless will take a little break from the wonderful world of internets for a week.
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