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David James Elliott in The Shrink Is In

Square Hippies  Oct 26 09

One of the first things I did on the internet way back in the mid 90s was looking for shirtless pictures of David James Elliott.

Just a Thought…

Square Hippies  Oct 25 09

Am I going to  be sent to the deepest pits of hell for thinking Russell Hantz (that evil stocky bald guy in “Survivor: Samoa”) is kinda hot? I really hate when things like this happen.

Someone Give This Dad a Hug

Square Hippies  Oct 25 09

Maybe I was too hard on Brian van Holt for trimming his chest hair and shaving his armpits. When it comes to those things, I have very little compromise! Oh well, nothing makes a sad frowning dad better than a big, nice, warm hug.

Peter Sarsgaard in Orphan

Square Hippies  Oct 23 09

I always know that my hairy screen bear Peter Sarsgaard never disappoint, and he definitely meets my expectations in “Orphan”.

My Chunk Will Go On…

Square Hippies  Oct 23 09

When it comes to chunky television, noone does it better than Chris Pratt. Personal trainer? Gym trips? Bah.

Scott Bakula in Lord of Illusions

Square Hippies  Oct 21 09

Hold on there, Mr. Bakula! The shaving demon might be stronger than you, but with persistence and determination, naturally hairy chests will never die! I will be spending the whole day traveling tomorrow, so I’ll just leave my fab readers my favorite hairy daddy Scott Bakula from the film “Lord of Illusions” capped by Capped! [.

It Has Been Too Long…

Square Hippies  Oct 20 09

Since we have been blessed with the gift of Justin Bartha’s shirtless scene in “Failure to Launch”.

Calling for Team Chunk!

Square Hippies  Oct 19 09

This post is for all my people who love a little bit more meat on their men, present company included.

These Images Will Be the Stars of My Wet Dreams Tonight

Square Hippies  Oct 19 09

I’m speechless. It’s not the first time I’ve seen mah husbands (all four of them) in undies, but I feel like my crotch is about to burst every single time I see one.

Mark Pellegrino in Dexter

Square Hippies  Oct 19 09

Because I know at least one person is going to explode into pink glittery dust when he sees these shirtless caps of Mark Pellegrino, let me be short (and considerably sweet).

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, NO

Square Hippies  Oct 18 09

Between these three man candies, I’d go for Dylan Walsh BLINDFOLDED. Mario is naturally smooth and naturally hot, so there’s nothing we can do about it except present our tongues in unity, but the other one? I’m too mad to even talk about it.

When You Hose Johnathon Schaech, You Hose Him Good

Square Hippies  Oct 18 09

I didn’t watch this film, but from the looks of it Jessica Lange is giving Johnathon Schaech the hosing of his life! I’ll do the same thing but I’d replace the hose with my tongue.

Hunks of Melrose Place (I Don’t Watch This)

Square Hippies  Oct 17 09

As you know, this website isn’t all about my frosty ass, it’s about yours as well so here are some toffee covered man candies for you to drool at from CW’s remake of “Melrose Place” — featuring Colin Egglesfield, Michael Rady and Shaun Sipos.

Empire’s 50 Sexiest Male Movie Stars, None of Mah Husbands Are In

Square Hippies  Oct 17 09

Empire magazine has recently published their list of 2009 sexiest male movie stars, and I just realized I’ve posted more than 90% of them.

Jon Foster in Accidentally On Purpose

Square Hippies  Oct 16 09

Hot ginge in a towel alert! Okay, that could mean little to you but it meant the world to my crotch and its associates.

Bromance on Survivor: Samoa?

Square Hippies  Oct 16 09

I’ll have my eyes on these two like a hungry hawk. And yes, I still watch this show. Someone said to me (read: ME) never spread false news, but if you have to do it, put a question mark at the end.

Share the Love Part 1

Square Hippies  Oct 15 09

The visual above has nothing to do with this post, but you know me. Sudeikis is my everything and I’ll always try to find a way to sneak in his caps somewhere! Last week I’ve posted Cutie McHairy with a sign, and not long after that — a couple of nice emails appeared in my [.

But Where’s the Fuzz?

Square Hippies  Oct 15 09

Yes, bitches — it’s another “OMG HE SHAVES” post so deal with it! Bobby Cannavale is a sexy beast, and what would be left of a beast if he gets rid his fur? This is not right.

And Now, It’s Time for Some Disney Baddies

Square Hippies  Oct 14 09

The last post has left me wanting for more, and after some serious investigation and research — we have found our Gaston.

One of My Childhood Dreams Has Come True

Square Hippies  Oct 13 09

Someone just paid a visit to the back of my brain and made these Disney princes stripped down their bare essentials.

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