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Caption Paris Hilton!

Seriously OMG  Aug 15 08

WireImage This picture has Caption Me written all over it so go ahead and do it! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fseriouslyomg.

Guess the cop with a pornstache?

Seriously OMG  Aug 15 08

Want to see which pure singer looks like porn star or a future member of the Village People? Pacific Coast News Online That is a birthday boy Joe Jonas in a look that does not (cop) suit him.

Is Sarah Silverman’s baby Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon’s?

Seriously OMG  Aug 15 08

With all the f*cking that Sarah Silverman was doing earlier this year it should come as no surprise that she is expecting a little one, but what should be a surprise that she really is.

Mike Myers is a Bastard again

Seriously OMG  Aug 15 08

Mike Myers goes from being a Fat Bastard to being an Inglorious Bastard according to Variety. He is joining Brad Pitt and Eli Roth in Quentin Tarantino's Inglorious Bastards playing a British Gen.

Ellen Degeneres & Portia De Rossi to tie the knot this weekend!

Seriously OMG  Aug 15 08

Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi are set to tie the knot this weekend according to Us Weekly!  They are the first celebrity same-sex couple to get married since California past the law that it is OK for same-sex marriages! Way to go girls!!! May your marriage only be full of happiness! addthis_url [.

Donald Trump $ave$ Ed McMahon’$ a$$

Seriously OMG  Aug 15 08

Are you sitting down? Donald Trump is doing something nice! He is going to buy Ed McMahon's house (that is on foreclosure) and let Ed and his wife stay there according to the LA Times! "I don't know the man, but I grew up watching him on TV," Trump said in an exclusive interview with [.

Sinbad is alive!

Seriously OMG  Aug 15 08

Sinbad is alive and kicking (contrary to reports from last year) and will be on this of FX’s It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia starting on September 18th at 10p! I just love how wrong this show is and I can’t wait to see what the writers come up with for the gang this season.

O Come All Ye Faithful to Twisted Sister’s Broadway X-Mas show

Seriously OMG  Aug 14 08

Twisted Sister’s Christmas music is coming to Broadway in the form of a musical show according to Merry Christmas Radio.

Get to know Eli Stone

Seriously OMG  Aug 14 08

Eli Stone is a little darling of a show that most of you most likely missed last season, but ABC saw the potential for it and renewed it for a second season.

The newest preview for Seaosn 3 of Heroes

Seriously OMG  Aug 14 08

via Empire Movies Wow! All I have to say is it September 22nd because this looks like the best season of Heroes yet!!! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fseriouslyomg.

Jordan is almost flat

Seriously OMG  Aug 14 08

The Sun Jordan recently returned to LA to get a breast reduction and boy did she get a breast reduction.

Corey Feldman on the final Two Coreys and the future

Seriously OMG  Aug 14 08

The season (series?) finale of The Two Coreys airs this Sunday on A&E and what a season it has been.

Marilyn Manson is still alive?

Seriously OMG  Aug 14 08

WireImage At least think Marilyn Manson is still alive because he looks dead in those in pictures like his career.

GSN goes to the cats!

Seriously OMG  Aug 14 08

Chuck Wolery going to host Game Show Network's Meow Mix Game Show starting on November 15th according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Tom Cruise’s UA in big trouble

Seriously OMG  Aug 14 08

Tom Cruise's BFF and business partner Paula Wagner is stepping down from position at United Artists according to Reuters.

A Private Practice refresher!

Seriously OMG  Aug 13 08

Private Practice is my favorite new show of last season since the mean CBS cancelled my other two Viva Laughlin and Moonlight.

Adam West brings his Bat Dance to Dancing with the Stars?

Seriously OMG  Aug 13 08

Page Six is saying that one of the names being tossed into the top hat of the seventh season of Dancing with the Stars is the original Batman Adam West!!! He rep said, “Adam is in outstanding shape,” said a source.

Brooke Shields walk Project Runway tonight!

Seriously OMG  Aug 13 08

Brooke Shields is the special guest star on tonight’s Project Runway on Bravo at 9p and I can’t wait to see what the designers design for her.

Billy Bob Thornton as Freddy Krueger

Seriously OMG  Aug 13 08

I feel like I am trapped in a Nightmare in Elm Street movie because I am stuck in a nightmare I can't wake up from.

Not Maid in Manhattan too

Seriously OMG  Aug 13 08

Hot off the heels of the announcement that ABC and CBS are working on bringing The Witches of Eastwick and Hawaii Five-O (respectively) to the small screen comes word that ABC is trying to serve up Maid in Manhattan to the small screen too according to The Hollywood Reporter.

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