Attention gays! You may not be able to adopt or get married, but have you looked into adding a little monkey to your family? They're just as cute and you don't have to send them to college. (Although I guess it would be extra-cute if you did!)
Jesus and Carmen waited seven years, until they were financially stable, to adopt a newborn. But the Indiana couple didn't adopt a human baby. They adopted a baby monkey. "She's pretty much our entire lives, actually," Jesus said of baby "Butters." Monkey business is big business in the United States, where some people pay up to $5,000 to adopt a monkey of their own, often a capuchin monkey, which can grow up to 22 inches and 9 pounds. Full story...
As if the real Judge Judy wasn't enough to be thankful for!
To make your own Judge Judy calls, use this handy utility.
The guys on Big Brother might not always be hot, but they're almost always stupid! And except in the US, they're almost always stupid and nude! Find a few NSFW reminders after the jump.
I am offended by this cute picture!
Via Gawker
If the pilgrims had never taken that fateful voyage on the Mayflower, we would not have crazy people to make insane videos about Kirk and Spock being gay together or whatnot! God bless America!
On this thanksgiving, as my cornucopia overfloweth with the bounty of my little sister's cooking, I am thankful for Zac Efron covering Kate Bush.
Because today is Thanksgiving here in the US and nothing is happening on the internet, I am going to use this special holiday to post a few things that I am eternally thankful for.
Here's something for the Canucks to read while their American friends are off stuffing themselves with Tofurkey this weekend.
Okay, I know this is technically a song about CHRISTMAS, but still: TURKEY TIME!
Lordy lordy! We can't show anything gay on TV! Someone blur that Adam Lambert's face out!
Adam Lambert, having already been banned by Good Morning America for his mildly racy performance on the American Music Awards, was forced to appear on CBS's perpetually third-string Early Show instead-- only to have his performance blurred out on the replay.
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