OMG, Ageless Beauty: John Hamm

Do you prefer your John Hamm old and mature or young and nubile? See his high school picture after the jump and make yr decision.

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OMG gossip: Amy Winehouse gets big and luscious

OMG new fake lips: Amy Winehouse [dlisted]

Adam Lambert already has a new boyfriend [l.

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OMG, How Aerodynamic: The Crystal Lite National Aerobic Championship

Although I love Crystal Lite, I've always been completely terrible at aerobics. :( ! After watching this video, though, I am fairly certain that our fearless webmaster FRANK missed his calling.

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OMG, the Next Best Thing: Mix Tape USB Sticks

Call me old-fashioned but I miss the art of the mix tape. This may be because I spent a lot of time as a teenager driving around in an old Honda with only a tape player.

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OMG, A Love Connection: The Blind Side

I think we found Precious a boyfriend!

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OMG, what an honor: Cybersocket nomination

!! omg blog !! has been nominated for a Cybersocket award for "Best Porn Blog."

While we take a bit of exception to the category, we love awards and we love to win! Please vote for us here!

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OMG, best live performance ever: Young Whitney

By posting this, I in no way mean to take away from the awesomeness of Whitney Houston's most recent album "I Look To You," which I have been listening to on repeat since about September, but wow.

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OMG, I'm Offended: 8 Racistest Commercials

In case you are not feeling outraged enough, Cracked Magazine (is it still a magazine? I don't know) has helpfully compiled a list of the most racist commercials and advertisements of the last few years.

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OMG, The President is My Boyfriend

I don't understand this at all, but I like it! Which one is your boyfriend? I choose Hillary Clinton, duh!

(Via Videogum)

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OMG, Massage Your Dog!

For those of you who weren't satisfied massaging your cat.

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