Lo Siento
No Milk Please Mar 24 08Hey.I'm sorry. I heard that something I wrote hurt and embarrassed you. I read it again and honestly, I never thought that it would cause anybody consternation. I thought I was being careful by changing your name. Yes, I used a quote directly from you. It was the jumping off point, but it's there, that point. Because this person I wrote about used your words, it sounded like I was talking about you. It sounded like everything I made this person think or say afterwards, were things you thought or said. I read it and re-read it and I can see how it sounds like that. That second line hangs heavy, like a judgment. Full story...
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No Milk Please Feb 03 09When a toilet paper roll is yet to be unfurled, its direction is unknown. Like cellophane tape, you see the edge, the line, but you don't know its direction.
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No Milk Please Jan 29 09As seen on Chicago's craigslist:FFC E Lakeview - m4m - 29 (Stairs)We past each other and I glanced down the stairs and saw you looking up.
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No Milk Please Jan 28 09Remember back to when I first reporting a burning sensation I had back there? You don't? I don't know why you would forget such an important event in my life that involved my butthole.
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No Milk Please Jan 27 09It's really not that easy to stay upbeat in this recession. Some of my friends here at work have lost their jobs.
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No Milk Please Jan 20 09With the Inauguration of our new President, the White House website has been updated.I don't think I had expected to see LGBT issues to be front and center at the new website, but I was totally surpised and delighted to see it.
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No Milk Please Jan 15 09I knew, of course, that one day this would happen to me, that I would end up in the dumpster, though the mere idea of it tickles the vomit-trigger in the back of my throat.
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No Milk Please Jan 05 09John McNally, ever the self-promoter (just like moi), had sent me a copy of his new book and asked me to write a review of it in Amazon.
Responses
No Milk Please Dec 30 08Hmmmn. Not the avalanche that I expected, but here are a couple of responses I got for my Ad on craigslist:This one seems to be from some girl who thinks I have drugs.
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No Milk Please Dec 23 08You know, when I was single, I hated personal ads, primarily because I thought that most of them were deceitful, if not outright lies--or at least the ones I wrote were.
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No Milk Please Dec 19 08In the past few months, I have thought a lot about my Will. I've talked to my boyfriend about what to do in the event of my death.
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