Burning
No Milk Please Apr 28 08If you're havin' butt problems I feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but my butt ain't one.- cribbed from Jay-Z's "99 Problems" You know how when your ears are burning, somebody you know is thinking about you? Well, my butthole is burning, do you think that somebody I know is jerking off about me? I hope so. I need to tell him I may have given him VD. Or maybe it's hemorrhoids. That would be embarrassing. Can you imagine that? I would have to use Preparation H on my butthole instead of my eyebags? That's like the world has turned upside down. That's like, if somebody told guys that women's vaginas were for shitting and assholes were for fucking. Full story...
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No Milk Please Oct 30 08I am hereby interrupting the silence on this blog to call on you to VOTE next Tuesday, November 4th. If you're a gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgendered person, it is your duty to be counted every single time there is an election.
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No Milk Please Sep 10 08Sorry about my lack of blogging. My job is taking up a humongous amount of my time. I think of it as the evil penis vacuum pump that is slowly sucking out my will to live.
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No Milk Please Aug 11 08So, while I was at this reception for this gay wedding reception I attended this past weekend, a friend of mine asked me how my novel was going.
Garbage Island
No Milk Please Jul 19 08
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No Milk Please Jul 03 08Here's an interview I did with my friend Joe, who is writing a paper for his English class about bilingual people.
Gay Pride Festivities
No Milk Please Jun 25 08Some gay people think that Gay Pride should be where we show the world that we are just like your next door neighbors, harmless and totally benign.
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Evil Videos
No Milk Please Jun 19 08Hey there, I just wanted to post here because while it may seem that nothing's going on, in fact a ton of stuff has been happening at DJ Evil Twin.
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No Milk Please Jun 04 08What I feel, when I am at an art gallery, is a feeling of inspiration coupled with a opposing force of jealousy.
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