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Another heterosexual parenting success story

Mr Sardonic  less than a day ago

© GETTY A court has given Kevin Federline sole custody of his two children with Britney Spears. And John McCain thinks that gays shouldn't be able to adopt.

Same-sex couples won't be "whoopee"-ing it up on new Newlywed Game

Mr Sardonic  less than a day ago

Game Show Network Good as You reports that the Game Show Network's forthcoming new edition of The Newlywed Game will be just as heterosexual as ever; the official rules state that couples who want to compete for a new washer-dryer.

Mr. Sardonic has a new Project Runway crush

Mr Sardonic  3 days ago

Bravo Photo: Jay Sullivan It's Keith! (Even with that stupid tattoo on his shoulder.) Who's your favorite of the new season? (And if you say Blayne or Suede, leave this house.

Larry Craig should really rethink his phraseology

Mr Sardonic  3 days ago

"Jerk us around by the gas nozzle"? Really, Senator Hand-Talker? (via Wonkette)

Great moments in "I'm Not Gay"

Mr Sardonic  3 days ago

© GETTY Inspired by Star Jones ex Al Reynolds's recent YouTube paean to his own heterosexuality, Radar Online remembers other great celebrity denials of that way–ness.

Bush Funeral Tally: Former press secretaries, 1; Soldiers, 0

Mr Sardonic  3 days ago

© GETTY President Bush announced today, according to the Associated Press, that he would attend the funeral of his former press secretary Tony Snow, who died over the weekend after a battle with colon cancer.

Well for one thing, it's way better than Mamma Mia!

Mr Sardonic  4 days ago

Neil Patrick Harris gets to be funny and to sing, and Nathan Fillion plays a character we don't like (because frankly, he's always given Mr.

Pushing Daisies update!

Mr Sardonic  4 days ago

Justin Stephens/© 2007 American Broadcasting Companies, Inc. Several hot tidbits about last year's best new show (whose first season was cut short by that dang strike) have emerged of late.

Sir Elton John can receive no greater honor than this

Mr Sardonic  4 days ago

AP Photo/Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc. Ben & Jerry's has done it again: Hoping to honor rocker Elton John before his first-ever Vermont performance, Vermont's crazy-cool confectioner has whipped up a flavor just for him—"Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road.

While we're at it, let's name a homeless-aid bill after Ronald Reagan

Mr Sardonic  4 days ago

© GETTY Elizabeth Dole, seemingly lacking any irony whatsoever, actually wants to name a piece of international AIDS relief legislation after that paragon of humanity Jesse Helms, who would have happily seen every gay man with AIDS die painfully and.

People, are you even ready for this much gay?

Mr Sardonic  5 days ago

Mr. Sardonic begrudgingly admits that he totally can't wait. (via EW Popwatch)

When McCain said he opposed gay adoption, he meant that it's a STATE ISSUE

Mr Sardonic  5 days ago

© GETTY You can see how someone might say one thing when they meant the other, right? Right? (via Wonkette)

Can you pick out the straight male contestant on the new season of Project Runway?

Mr Sardonic  5 days ago

Bravo Photo: Virginia Sherwood Gawker challenges you to find the non-gay man competing in Season 5 of Project Runway, which kicks off Wednesday night on Bravo.

Census bureau says "LA, LA, LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU" to gay married couples

Mr Sardonic  5 days ago

© GETTY Thanks to that darling Defense of Marriage Act, gay couples who married in Massachusetts and California will most likely be listed as "unmarried partners" in the 2010 Census, according to the San Jose Mercury News.

Celebrities and the Muppets they resemble

Mr Sardonic  6 days ago

TMZ.com has a whole retinue of them. (via Best Week Ever)

Tim Gunn analyzes the potential first ladies

Mr Sardonic  Jul 11 08

Mr. Sardonic, for one, doesn't need to hear anything else. Let's vote tomorrow! (via Gawker)

Tom Cruise IS the Village People!

Mr Sardonic  Jul 10 08

© GETTY You've kind of got to see the pictures they've collected over at Defamer, and it will all make sense.

Who'll rumba with Lance Bass on Dancing with the Stars?

Mr Sardonic  Jul 10 08

© GETTY Lance Bass appears to be all set for the next round of Dancing with the Stars, but producers are apparently debating whether to give him a male or a female dance partner, according to New York Daily News.

Cher, 62, to marry biker, 38

Mr Sardonic  Jul 10 08

© GETTY What else can one, say, really, besides "Cher, 62, to marry biker, 38"? (via World of Wonder, from Showbiz Spy)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Wanda Sykes to tie the knot on New Adventures of Old Christine

Mr Sardonic  Jul 09 08

Adam Taylor/Warner Bros. ©2007 Warner Bros. Television. All Rights Reserved Entertainment Weekly TV columnist Michael Ausiello revealed his recent blind item about a network show getting a gay twist had to do with the CBS sitcom The New Adventures of.

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