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The Evil That Papers Do: Santorum Paid Exorbitant Fee to Write For Inquirer
Jossip Apr 17 09
Dude, fuck Rick Santorum, and fuck the Philadelphia Inquirer for paying him $1,725 per article to write for them.
Ludacris' Plan to Become the Next Zac Efron Enters Final Stage (Video)
Jossip Apr 17 09Jesse McCartney was singing on Ellen today! That's adorable and totally norma…wait, is he doing a duet with Ludacris? Jesus, when did the "Chicken-n-Beer" rapper become such a fan of fishsticks?Read the rest of Ludacris' Plan to Become the Next Zac Efron Enters Final Stage (Video)
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You Knew This Was Coming: Susan Boyle XXX
Jossip Apr 17 09
After Britain's Got Talent contestant and YouTube sensation Susan Boyle wowed the world with her ability to be conventionally unattractive and still be good at singing (because those two things are correlated?) the frumpy 49-year old virgin is being hit with a ton of offers.
Bald A-Hole Joe the "Plumber" Now Stealing from Ignorant Poor People
Jossip Apr 17 09
We know what you're thinking: Is it bad if the thief is just as moronic as the people from whom he steals? Yes.
You Decide: Nicole Kidman's Baby or Nicole Kidman's Laundry
Jossip Apr 17 09
Does Tide get lower body stains out of blankets?
Pictures: Splash
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Kanye West Exploits "Girlfriend" to Sell Clothes
Jossip Apr 17 09
Here's your new Louis Vuitton ad campaign, fashion junkies—a woman exposing her ass and resting her face on some obnoxious clown's crotch.
Kiddie Pirate to Further Clutter American Justice System
Jossip Apr 17 09
Uh, those bloodthirsty pirates who hijacked a container ship last week before being summarily picked off by Navy sharpshooters? But children, all of them—a bunch of tormented children: "…Defense Secretary Robert Gates later said all four of the pirates involved were between ages 17 and 19.
Soundbites on the POTUS TV
Jossip Apr 17 09Howard Kurtz on watching Barack Obama on television every morning:
He is interesting to listen to. Sometimes he likes to think on his feet.
Lars von Trier's New Film Is a Long Way From Dogma
Jossip Apr 17 09
There was a period of time in the 90s when Dogma '95 was all the rage. Started by Lars von Trier and a group of apostle filmmakers, Dogme was a set list of rules for creating a film, like "Thou shalt not use anything to light a scene but that light which is in a [.
Will Ferrell Drinks Own Piss to Promote Film
Jossip Apr 17 09
Bear Grylls is one tough son of a bitch. The Man vs. Wild host has waited in a pile of mud for three hours with a broken shoulder after falling off a 9,000 ft.
NBC Can't Get Enough of That Sweet, Sweet Advertiser Cash
Jossip Apr 17 09
Not that you watched Chuck last night (why would you?) but if for some crazy reason you did, you may have noticed a 40 second clip that served no other purpose than to talk about how delicious the Subway Chicken Teriyaki five dollar footlong is.
Barrymore Preens, Others Arrive at Grey Gardens Premiere
Jossip Apr 17 09
You know what? Let Drew Barrymore have her day in the sun. A lot of people think of her as this goofy, slightly quirky He's Not That Into You chick who somehow attracts hot men even though she talks like Joan Cusak.
Ex-American Idol Arrested for Stalking Ex-American Idol
Jossip Apr 17 09
Miranda Tozier-Robbins, a former American Idol contestant, was arrested yesterday morning for sneaking into Britney Spears' gated community—clad in military fatigues—and trying to peek into the pop star's windows—probably in an attempt to see what life would have been like had she actually become a marginally talented yet rich singer.
Ashton Beats CNN In Twitter Race
Jossip Apr 17 09
That's right. Fuck you, news organizations. (P.S. We're all going to hell for this.)
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Bare-Chested, Sweaty, Man-Hugging Bow Wow's No Homo Gallery
Jossip Apr 17 09
Terrible pop rapper Bow Wow has been quoted as saying that he so dislikes gays he once refused to have his hair cut by a homosexual.
Despite Glenn Beck's Support, Texas Will Never Secede
Jossip Apr 17 09
Say what you will about the massive, flat, vermin-ridden rodeo land that is the state of Texas, but a new poll suggests Texans themselves might not be as nutty as you think.
WATCH: Gov. Paterson Introduces Marriage Equality Bill
Jossip Apr 16 09
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Rolling Stone Rolls, Gathers No Moss Money
Jossip Apr 16 09
Jann Wenner's never been one to make "conventional" decisions. It took him way too many years to get his publications online, and once he finally did hire a digital director, it came as a last resort after he was forced to cut Rolling Stone's size from "mega-large" to "normal size.
Staple Hipster Fashion Saves Young Man from Rotten "Hipster Grifter"
Jossip Apr 16 09
He thinks that she slept with a couple of his roommates. And she tried to sleep with him while we were still together- there was a party at the house, I wasn't there, and she attempted to stick her hand down his pants but they were too tight.
What Horse Has the Media Beaten to Death Faster: Hipster Grifters or Tea Parties?
Jossip Apr 16 09
In case you've been too busy tracking Ashton Kutcher's Twitter war with CNN, the other big stories this week have involved teabags, hipsters, and pirates.
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