Breaking news: Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights In 5-4 Decision

The Supreme Court's latest decision comes on the heels of last month's 6-3 ruling to abolish the pursuit of happiness from the three inalienable rights guaranteed by the Declaration of Independence.Don't laugh; it could've happened. Could. Have.Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights In 5-4 Decision | The Onion - America's ... Full story...