Not with FDR's bright red atomic strapon, Squealer.
Fetch my Axe Aug 12 09Limbaugh is having sadly Freudian fantasies about what he (fondly, secretly) imagines Obama and/or other Democrats would like to do to him. And I say again: Not with Rosie the Riveter's brass-knuckled fist wrapped in ten tons of latex and rolled in a kegger of anti-fascist Icy-Hot flavored Crisco. Not if you -begged- on bended trotters. Not for every penny you've made from your noisome Full story...
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"Sometimes...you just need to stand around in a massive gyroscope and this is one of those times."
Fetch my Axe Nov 13 09(h/t Queen Emily)"Having been purchased, Lady Gaga is on her way to The Rumpo Area wearing a frock with a polar bear hanging out of the back of it.
"The flip side of this charming worldview..."
Fetch my Axe Oct 18 09 (riffing off the same SP post that inspired this one)I hadn't even gotten into fillyjonk's other point, the one that started me commenting on this piece, before I got distracted by what felt like the main point.
"Nothing interferes with a man’s ability to score like a woman who doesn’t think his ego trumps her safety."
Fetch my Axe Oct 18 09Via guerrillamamamedicine, over at Shapely Prose hits all the points that -should- be obvious, but apparently still aren't, to any number of dudes like o f'r instance this one.
Happy National Coming Out Day, y'all.
Fetch my Axe Oct 11 09 For all that I wasn't all that sold on the National Equality March, reading the twitstream kind of makes me wish i were there.
"Stop being so full of ressentiment, you ugly pathological lefties of subnormal intelligence. Shouting is viceful."
Fetch my Axe Oct 10 09 I found another fuckwit, y'all. Yes! On the Internets!! Inorite? I'm too lazy for a recap, I've been busy slapfighting with her, because I am out of chocolate and booze and it seemed like the thing to do, but here, enjoy.
On the other hand, I postively love the Moon Dancers compared with the Misogynist Ratfuckers
Fetch my Axe Sep 28 09Between this charming piece of "art" **and the revolting ads for the motherfucking Tucker Max piece of shit all over -my- city (can't we have a ban?) and the upcoming Roman Polanski nauseafest about to take over the media for the next ever.
Have I mentioned lately that I execrate Cultural Feminists of the FluffyBunny Wicca-y type?
Fetch my Axe Sep 20 09Well, I do.Sadly, I can't recount the entire story here, as it involves a listserve whose email isn't really for public consumption.
L¹Shanah Tovah Tikatevu, by the way
Fetch my Axe Sep 18 09As my Irish lapsed Catholic best friend just reminded me. Me, I was all like: Huh? Oh, um, yeah. You, too.
Indeed.
Fetch my Axe Sep 18 09(h/t Ilyka)"YOU'RE NOT LISTENNNNNNINNNNNNNNG!!!! I DON'T WANT IT NOW!"It's the PRINCIPLE of the thing, and DON'T YOU FORGET IT, BUB.
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