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Believe us, no one wants to be around your spawn either, you great lump

Fetch my Axe  May 04 09

.Wherein Joe I'm So Stupid And Pointless I Can't Even Count To Fifteen Minutes T. Plumber says something offensive and stupid as shit.

"Once again, we had to choose between our neglect and our persecution."

Fetch my Axe  May 04 09

Yeah, basically.The sad thing is, I and a lot of other people knew -exactly- what the deal was signing up; it's -still- worth a fierce battle even to avoid outright persecution, and the Democrats damn well know it.

Solid Democratic majority in Senate fulfills socialists' wildest dreams. Oh, wait.

Fetch my Axe  Apr 30 09

How odd. Somehow, the banks still won. Handily. Sorry, former homeowners who're now shit out of house, home and luck; you know, if it weren't for the liberal fascists, you wouldn't be in this mess.

Lily speaks for me.

Fetch my Axe  Apr 30 09

This one goes out to Virginia Foxx, (please write your Congresscritter and ask for censure); Miss California aka Won't Someone Please Think Of The Tiaras Children; and of course the poor, besieged, soggy NOMmers (p.

Oh yeah, if there's one thing I think of when I think of Obama, it's "Shaft."

Fetch my Axe  Apr 29 09

.Sort of in the same way that Jimmy Carter reminds me of Elvis Presley. And Kyra Phillips puts me in mind of** Xena, Warrior Princess.

Specter jumps the shark to the Dem side of the aisle, and...

Fetch my Axe  Apr 28 09

">Pat Buchanan sez that the Republican Party is "heavily white," and that this is "problematic."Next up: Focus on the Family acknowledges that the church may be having some trouble holding onto gay folk.

And I didn't get any candy, either.

Fetch my Axe  Apr 23 09

Talking to random strangers anonymously via this site omegle, at Emmy's suggestion. I dunno, conversation-wise, I think I prefer Infocom, or at least BlogWarBot.

Damn right it's not just words

Fetch my Axe  Apr 21 09

Yeah, this is the cheery fucking post, today. Recently, not one, but -two- eleven year old boys, separately, have killed themselves because of homophobic bullying.

Overheard in the neighborhood chocolate shop/cafe today:

Fetch my Axe  Apr 19 09

"I don’t drink because I do terrible things when I’m drunk. Once this guy was hitting on me, and I pushed him through a plate glass window, head first.

Bitch PhD=fail.

Fetch my Axe  Apr 17 09

Follow the links at Questioning Transphobia to see why. No, I'm not gonna bother directly linking, or going deeper into an analysis of -how- she's being such a total asspillbox*.

(huh huh huh "teabagging" huh huh huh)

Fetch my Axe  Apr 15 09

I love Rachel Maddow. I do. ETA: and I

Apparently I suck at hiatuses

Fetch my Axe  Apr 14 09

Well, also, I do take requests, and fastlad, my dearest friend who I haven't talked to in way too long, has asked me to snark about this stupid article, which I will because I love him and also because it's a really stupid article and I feel like being bitchy on a topic that a) merits it b) but isn't important enough to make my brain explode.

We briefly interrupt this quasi-non-hiatus to say: Fuck Amazon.com

Fetch my Axe  Apr 13 09

Here's why. It's not just affecting LGBT "adult" books either. Also see re: why it matters.If you'd like to let them know your feelings, here's their express customer service form.

Hiatus-ish.

Fetch my Axe  Apr 09 09

I'm trying to attend to Real Life duties as well as finally catch up on some other writing, so am recusing myself from much of the blogosphere, at least, till further notice.

Okay, there's some kind of Universal Principle Of Something here, just can't quite name it yet.

Fetch my Axe  Apr 09 09

Am belatedly zeroing in on the comments of a random troll Queen Emily had and was later mocking, because, well.

A trans woman totally stole my uterus in a womens' bathroom.

Fetch my Axe  Apr 08 09

-deer in headlights stare- ...I got better.(burn 'er anyway!)...srsly, stupid people. how frigging hard is it for "progressives" and "feminists" to just agree "yes, if Focus On The Family is for it, we should probably be agin' it?" Especially if it's scaremongering over minorities? dear supposed feminists: you do remember that OH NOEZ EV0L MAN-HATING HAIRY LEGGED PREDATORY LESBEANS WANT UNISEX

And while we're on the subject of vajayjay problems you didn't know you had to worry about:

Fetch my Axe  Apr 03 09

(see here for earlier reference)"YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE. YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED."Best. Review.

Chay Magaine #3 is out

Fetch my Axe  Apr 03 09

a publication about sex in Pakistani society, from a feminist and gender-inclusive perspective.Check out the latest feature articles, lots of good stuff.

Derailing for Dummies!!

Fetch my Axe  Apr 02 09

It's So Easy! Just Add Assholery And Stir!(found via helen-bop, dilettante, Ren Ev)I had often pondered attempting something as erm multi-purpose as this.

While we're on a literary note:

Fetch my Axe  Apr 01 09

An lj comm for a reading challenge: 50 books by writers of color in a year (or pick your time frame).

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