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And yet: Why Satire Is Dead Part #blazoon.
Fetch my Axe Jun 01 09THESE people are, apparently, completely serious. No, really. "The Young Cons." From Dartmouth*. Word to your, uh, alma mater, yo.
Sex With Ducks: The Music Video
Fetch my Axe Jun 01 09"It's a feeling I can't name/When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one and the same..."
Something positive one might do:
Fetch my Axe May 31 09wrt the Tiller murder: donate to Medical Students for Choice.h/t Lina.
Yessir, that's our Gubernator
Fetch my Axe May 31 09Meanwhile, back in sunny Cali: Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger did not get the election results he sought.
"Culture of Life," "Family Values," "Terror"
Fetch my Axe May 31 09One of the U.S.' last late-term anti-abortion providers (you know, only done when women NEED it because of a health emergency?) was assassinated in Wichita.
"Enlarge the Gap"
Fetch my Axe May 31 09Sadly, the main way you can tell this is satire is that it sounds a lot more toned-down and reasonable than the actual spew coming from the likes of Luddite, Limblargh, Gangrene, Torquemada, and the rest of the Living Dead.
That's not fresh at -all-, no.
Fetch my Axe May 27 09Fifteen sexist vintage ads. mmMMMmm, Lysol douche. No, seriously, they did.See, that proves it, though: it's -good- to use "douchebag" as an insult, because what you're actually saying is "Dave? I need you like I need Lysol in my cooch.
All I have the energy for today
Fetch my Axe May 26 09in light of the decision that is not a surprise:At what point do the reactionaries notice that the couples who've been and continue to be married legally haven't destroyed the institution or sent the state sinking into the sea? Is there an exact number it needs to hit before the tipping point? Or was Traditional Marriage (tm) -already- destroyed during those few months and we just didn't
Cake, or Male Infanticide?
Fetch my Axe May 25 09(We're out of cake).First of all, blame mandos for this. He's been enabling my rubbernecking habit like whoa by deposting these links in unrelated posts.
Okay, WTF, Senate?
Fetch my Axe May 22 09Dude, Obama often disappoints me, too, including right now, but considering this (please fuck off yesterday, Reid) is what he has to work with.
"Cos you know, so what if you can get married if you can be legally discriminated against for employment, housing, and going to the bloody toilet
Fetch my Axe May 20 09.Per Queen Emily. GENDA is in the New York Senate right now. Read it, pass it on, and if you're in New York, you can call your senator today.
Best. Feminist Wars Comment. Evar.
Fetch my Axe May 20 09Here: UnHingedHips said:Dear Woman Doing Something: I am a feminist and want women to be able to make their own choices.
Actually I like this version better.
Fetch my Axe May 20 09Homemade video to Lily Allen's "Fuck You." should've put it with this post. h/t Cowtown Bisexual.
Orestes pursued by the Furries
Fetch my Axe May 16 09(suddenly wishes she had the Photoshop skillz to similarly conceive a new take on "exeunt, pursued by a bear.
Shorter James Dobson: "The prospect of not being able to legally discriminate against queer people anymore plunges me into a dark night of the so
Fetch my Axe May 16 09What a whiner:Focus on the Family’s James Dobson yesterday used his daily broadcast to complain about the hate crimes legislation that recently passed the House.
Good idea, "rebranding."
Fetch my Axe May 14 09As in, the Republicans are "rebranding" the Democrats "Democrat Socialists." Which apparently requires a special meeting, and funny hats, and a special dispensation from Godwin agreeing that they are Exempt from the Law as they are officially Post Irony.
I'm never complaining about the plumbing here again.
Fetch my Axe May 12 09Taiwan man sits on can, toilet snake bites trouser snake*not sure what possessed me to pre-empt NY Post headline.
Lawsuits from the Moon!!
Fetch my Axe May 09 09Long as I was lookin' at the PUMAs, I had to check in on the Birfers as well. You remember the Birthers, right? People who still think they can get rid of Obama on the grounds that he was born in Kenya or Canada or both, or Hawaii isn't really a state or they didn't consent to this reality and it's in the Constitution that they don't have to, possibly all of the above.
Socialism meets sex-pos
Fetch my Axe May 09 09over at this Carnival of Socialism edition hosted by Boffy's blog. looks interesting...
"'Dear American Blacks': Join The Republicans, It's For Your Own Good"
Fetch my Axe May 08 09And this hurts me more than it hurts--oh, wait. How Not To Win Friends And Influence People, I mean, I'm -pretty- sure, over at Redstate as documented (and linked, so I don't have to) by Alicublog:Dear American Blacks:Sometimes the very best act of friendship I could do is tell you that the person you think is your best friend actually works against you behind your back, laughing at you,
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