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"Voracious hunger is a sign of manliness"

Fetch my Axe  Nov 14 09

Footnoote to two preceding posts, off a snippet from one of the links. That line, "voracious hunger is a sign of manliness:" Whopper commercials and certain sportsy or fratly subcultures aside, you may not have seen that as being particularly true these days, even though its converse clearly still is.

"Sometimes...you just need to stand around in a massive gyroscope and this is one of those times."

Fetch my Axe  Nov 13 09

(h/t Queen Emily)"Having been purchased, Lady Gaga is on her way to The Rumpo Area wearing a frock with a polar bear hanging out of the back of it.

"The flip side of this charming worldview..."

Fetch my Axe  Oct 18 09

(riffing off the same SP post that inspired this one)I hadn't even gotten into fillyjonk's other point, the one that started me commenting on this piece, before I got distracted by what felt like the main point.

"Nothing interferes with a man’s ability to score like a woman who doesn’t think his ego trumps her safety."

Fetch my Axe  Oct 18 09

Via guerrillamamamedicine, over at Shapely Prose hits all the points that -should- be obvious, but apparently still aren't, to any number of dudes like o f'r instance this one.

ZOMG BABY PANDAS

Fetch my Axe  Oct 13 09

("and now for something completely different")Moar! :D

Happy National Coming Out Day, y'all.

Fetch my Axe  Oct 11 09

For all that I wasn't all that sold on the National Equality March, reading the twitstream kind of makes me wish i were there.

"Stop being so full of ressentiment, you ugly pathological lefties of subnormal intelligence. Shouting is viceful."

Fetch my Axe  Oct 10 09

I found another fuckwit, y'all. Yes! On the Internets!! Inorite? I'm too lazy for a recap, I've been busy slapfighting with her, because I am out of chocolate and booze and it seemed like the thing to do, but here, enjoy.

On the other hand, I postively love the Moon Dancers compared with the Misogynist Ratfuckers

Fetch my Axe  Sep 28 09

Between this charming piece of "art" **and the revolting ads for the motherfucking Tucker Max piece of shit all over -my- city (can't we have a ban?) and the upcoming Roman Polanski nauseafest about to take over the media for the next ever.

Have I mentioned lately that I execrate Cultural Feminists of the FluffyBunny Wicca-y type?

Fetch my Axe  Sep 20 09

Well, I do.Sadly, I can't recount the entire story here, as it involves a listserve whose email isn't really for public consumption.

L¹Shanah Tovah Tikatevu, by the way

Fetch my Axe  Sep 18 09

As my Irish lapsed Catholic best friend just reminded me. Me, I was all like: Huh? Oh, um, yeah. You, too.

Indeed.

Fetch my Axe  Sep 18 09

(h/t Ilyka)"YOU'RE NOT LISTENNNNNNINNNNNNNNG!!!! I DON'T WANT IT NOW!"It's the PRINCIPLE of the thing, and DON'T YOU FORGET IT, BUB.

"Fuck off," she said cheerfully

Fetch my Axe  Sep 15 09

My school sells these compostable plastic cups with filtered tap water in the cafeteria, you know, to be more environmentally responsible b/c bottled water isn't.

Watching this about six times a day

Fetch my Axe  Aug 24 09

Its simple profundity of obseration and commentary makes me weep.

And lest we forget:

Fetch my Axe  Aug 24 09

The Internets IS Srs Bzns. As is Life, the Universe, and Everything. And where better to go for a healthy reminder of this Truth than the fanwank community.

Flying while transgendered: no match, no flight.

Fetch my Axe  Aug 14 09

And this, friends and neighbors, is a terrific example of how -systemic- transphobia works. Via Helen of Bird of Paradox:The fixation that every citizen is a potential terrorist has gained so much ground in recent years that any concerns about implications for international travellers whose documentation might not match their gender presentation have been swept aside.

Not with FDR's bright red atomic strapon, Squealer.

Fetch my Axe  Aug 12 09

Limbaugh is having sadly Freudian fantasies about what he (fondly, secretly) imagines Obama and/or other Democrats would like to do to him.

Actually, we already -have- "death panels."

Fetch my Axe  Aug 12 09

They're called, "the curtain on the window available for you to get any kind of health care under your insurance plan, even when you have one.

Here, just look at this.

Fetch my Axe  Aug 07 09

Because I can't seem to find it in me to comment coherently right now: Maddow on the whipped-up right wing "lynch mob" (quite literally, apparently, at least in effigy) doing its best to kill health care reform.

William F. Buckley must be so proud

Fetch my Axe  Aug 06 09

Positively stationary in his grave, I'll bet. Smiling down with austere benevolence from the Great Country Club In The Sky, safe in the assurance that young conservatives are carrying his torch of intellect and high standards.

There is a special place in hell for people blocking meaningful health care reform in this country

Fetch my Axe  Jul 31 09

Particularly for the profiteers off the current system and the politicians who are ranting about socialism and so on whilst comfortably partaking of government funded health care (the best there is!) for their very own worthless caracasses.

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