I may well be the last human being in North America to see The Dark Knight. It's strange, because it's a movie I've been looking forward to since the credits started rolling on Batman Begins. But somewhere between huge, surging, sweaty opening weekend masses and my usual apathy towards, well, everything, I almost forgot the movie even existed.It's a wonderful film, at least in part because it occludes the very subject it's allegedly about. Was Batman even in this movie? I mean, other than as a some dude hang-gliding through the city and catching bad guys? Even Michael Caine's Alfred seemed a more solid, real presence in the film. Full story...
. . . God does too!Wiley Drake (bitch totally stole my porn star name!), pastor of the First Southern Baptist Church of Buena Park (CA), has written an open letter to Warren, denouncing Warren.
Dahlia Lithwick explores the "fraught proposition" of which Christmas specials are acceptable viewing for Jewish children.
Maybe it's just that I'm an old-fashioned kinda fag, with lots of fluffy, cotton-candy ideas about romance and holding-hands on the ferris wheel with corrupt politicians, but I have to admit that I find Rod Blagojevich totally dreamy.
I'm not sure how many of you are aware of the vast, rapidly-growing movement to alert the world to the truth that Barack Obama is not a "natural born American" and thus is ineligible for the presidency.
I want to date this voter:But on second thought, Al Franken is more of an amphibian. I say it's a vote for Coleman.
I just found an article discussing a book of presidential doodles (Reagan: hearts with "NDR + RR" inscribed in them.
There's an excellent historical essay up on Slate about the obnoxious, self-congratulatory tone the media has taken regarding the election of a black president.
I know, I know, I didn't blog about the election at all! That's because I'm still bitter CNN didn't turn me into a hologram.
Richard Trenton Chase was the Vampire of Sacramento, a serial killer who put human and animal blood and viscera into his blender to make a delicious smoothie intended both to stop his heart from shrinking to an infinitely small size and to re-energize his blood, which was turning to powder.
Ummm . . . what the fuck is up with the title to my most recent post?
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