I've been meaning to say this for a few weeks now, but I'm finally just getting the chance:
Scream Queens is the awesomest show in the history of broadcast television.
That's right, folks: time for another of our weekly Blood Work True Blood video blog recaps! This week Andy and I took a cue from Bon Temps' hairiest resident and decided to come out to the world .
Author, screenwriter and director Michael Crichton died yesterday at age 66 after a battle with cancer.
Can I just say that I fully expected to be arrested for wearing this getup and toting an actual pickaxe on the subway? Nope, nothing odd about that in the least.
In honor of the holiest of holies, illustrator and Mister-Special-Around-Here Foxy Andy whipped up this Halloween Valentine just for you.
Ladies and germs, I'm thrilled to unveil this year's collection of Halloween costumes that never should have seen the black-light of day.
My friend Dan sent me this and I can't stop laughing. Thanks, Ducky!
Hey kids - there's a new Blood Work vlog up, and it's got that "new pumpkin smell"! That's right, Andy devised some sweet-ass True Blood jack-o-lantern templates that we give a try in this week's ep as we discuss Sunday's gay-vampire-heavy, dirty-cemetery-sex-filled True Blood.
So I'm sure all you sickos have something better to do on a Saturday night than listen to Internet radio .
Okay, you guys owe me big-time. In the name of gay horror fans everywhere, I subjected myself to an hour of time in front of a roaring (fake) fireplace with the hideously deformed and totally shirtless horror himbo Joe Zaso.
Hey, vampire-lovers (and vampire lovers)! The Blood Work video blog is back to discuss this week's pie-heavy episode of True Blood, and it features a very very special guest: Nelsan Ellis, the actor who plays Bon Temps' sassiest short-order-cook (slashdrugdealerslashprostitute).
I got a note from drag performer and horror filmmaker Joshua Grannell, aka Peaches Christ (A Nightmare on Castro Street), letting us horror homos know that he has secured financing for his first feature, All About Evil, with producer Darren Stein (Jawbreaker).
You may have heard that this weekend an honest-to-Blob horror movie opened in the theatres: Quarantine, the remake of Spanish hit REC.
Heya, sickos. I have a brand new Blood Work vlog covering last night's !SHOCKING! episode of True Blood (OMGICAN'TBELIEVETHEYDIDTHAT), and for the special occasion I roped horror filmmaker Bryan Norton, who brought us the fabulously spine-chilling haunted house tale Penny Dreadful, into letting me crash his apartment.
So in order to not drive everyone cuckoobananas with the Blood Work vlogs, I've updated the dusty old CampBlood Video page (which was really as creaky as Betsy Palmer's knees by this point) with a Blood Work section, and will be adding some other tasty video treats as time goes by.
Are you watching True Blood on HBO? If not, you really should be, because it's starting to get very interesting.
WORRRRRRRRK!
That's right, bitches. I'll be back each week with another new episode of Blood Work, discussing each new installment of the bizarro new vampire series.
Okay, this is waaaaaay old, but better late than never, right? My dear friend Tintorera Joe was at the Fangoria con in LA a few months back and snagged sequel-happy scream queen Juliette Cummins (Psycho III, Friday 5, Slumber Party Massacre 2) to give us CampBlood.
I know, I know - that's like saying "A Texas Chain Saw movie without a dinner table scene" or "A Veronica Cartwright movie where she doesn't have to gag on her own screams".
Here's the thing: I really don't have a problem either with David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express) remaking Suspiria or with Natalie Portman starring in it.