Stealing Light
Bedtime Stories Nov 01 09*Shhh*Speak of it to no one but it seems as if I've been breaking the law. Thoroughly unbeknownst to me, I've actually been living on borrowed electricity. Well, borrowed as in my shady contractors have connected the power line without informing the source. Oddly enough, the said electric company doesn't seem to be in any hurry to correct the problem. Let there be light? Even when I found it timely to inform them a month ago that the power bill hasn't arrived in my post box for several months! Rather than call out the dogs, the call centre only told me to twiddle my thumbs and wait in the most cheerful manner. Full story...
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Secretary for Hire
Bedtime Stories less than a day agoDidn't really hit me until today that I might be in charge one day. Certainly makes it sound as if it's some uncertain date in the far misty future - rather than by the end of the month.
How I Became a Mullah
Bedtime Stories 3 days agoLooked at myself in the mirror today and still couldn't find the resemblance. Seriously. Didn't I get mistaken for a porn-obsessed sexual perv just a month back? When did I suddenly turn into a turbanned and mustachioed religious cleric?
Then again it was dark, I'd grown a beard and I was eating kosher food.
Don't Stand So Close
Bedtime Stories 5 days agoVery few things make me squeamish. Okay, maybe torn hands dangling by the ligaments. And possibly tapeworms.
Gay Man Scorned
Bedtime Stories 6 days agoJealousy. It's an ugly, selfish emotion that has crept up on the best of us. Even knightly Arthur himself wasn't spared the sly, green-eyed demon when Lancelot made the moves on his queen.
Old Porn Becomes New again
Bedtime Stories Nov 18 09Just today, I stumbled across an old porn film that I first watched years - and years back. An incestuous lil gay porn that involved three virile, highly adventuresome ( and shockingly inventive ) brothers.
That Dirty Lil Scorpio
Bedtime Stories Nov 16 09Seems even the fates are conspiring against us. Feel terribly victimized with our already tattered reputations slandered and besmirched by those who don't know better.
Take A Slice of Pork
Bedtime Stories Nov 14 09With an education partly based on the misguided teachings of Islamic-inclined tutors, there has been much argument on the feasibility of consuming pork.
My Ten-Dollar Weekend
Bedtime Stories Nov 12 09Start cracking those books, kids. Cutting coupons to buy groceries simply isn't fun. If there's a valid argument for studying smart to get into an economically viable course such as geology ( forget about medicine which is purely altruistic! ), it's that being poor actually sucks.
Once Upon an Ex-Gay
Bedtime Stories Nov 10 09Seriously. Forget about saving the whale. Forget about saving the orang-utan. Forget about staying away from shark's fin soup.
Pride & Prejudice
Bedtime Stories Nov 09 09We come to love not by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
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