Location. Location. Location. That's not my real estate agent speaking. That's Charming Calvin. Seems like our nomadic Beijing expat has decided to sink his hard-earned disposable yuan into real estate. Blew a sigh of relief hearing that since I figure it's time for him to finally buy instead of rent. Especially when he's been blowing his cash renting an entire apartment here for an entire year - only to spend a measly four weeks in the place. I call it his storage apartment.Of course buying an apartment in the city isn't quite as simple as I imagined. When I bought my own place, all I did was drive by the show unit, scope out the area and sign the agreement. Full story...
We usually don't associate flowers with men. Sure, the girls get pretty floral names such as Rose and Sage - even if they're conniving back-stabbing Miami society debutantes in reality.
You know I do love a recession. Since I'm looking for a relatively cheap but sizeable property you can see how I'd wish for the prices to crash into a crazy freefall.
Folks wiser than me have told us all to take time to stop and smell the roses.Really wish I could. But life's short.
Short of the one time I impulsively bungee-jumped off a tower Down Under and had my life flashing by as I squeezed my eyes tight shut, I don't think I've ever faced death before.
Forget about the I am sorrys and the I love yous! Could there be any more forbidding words than these three? Meet the parents.
Spotted. J having a cosy lunch with F at a certain chic spot in the city centre sharing a dumpling and more.
I don't think I'm naive.Cynical fella that I am, lately it seems as if I'm always searching for an ulterior motive behind every move - despite the fact that there's generally none! Though I always seem to be hunting for bogeymen behind every closed door, I swear that doesn't stem from the fact that I had a bitterly scarred, untrusting childhood filled with wicked enemies at every corner.
Imagine all this people!Yoko : Darling, I'm getting married!Paul : Huh?Yoko : Yes, wish me luck!Paul : Seriously?! To John? You just met the guy two months back!Yoko : Of course to John! And I brought him to meet my parents yesterday so we're getting married next month.
Forget about pomp and circumstance. Forget about class and dignity. You know what I said about having elegant chamber music playing with a sexy tenor tickling the ivories while the guests whisper in a low, genteel murmur? Turns out that's just not me! Well, not totally.
Just when I thought I'd heard the last of her, she comes into my life again. And for that I have Lispy Lori to blame.
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