Messages off the Bund
Bedtime Stories Oct 22 09Electronic mail. Instant messages. And now twitters. Seems like the more advanced technology gets, the more distant we get from each other. And yet we try our best to connect with the increasingly sophisticated means available to us. Without the usual communicative nuances present during a face-to-face conversation however, quite a lot can be miscontrued through such electronic devices. Case in point, our wandering sea urchin Lissome Lorelei who tries her best to maintain contact with her prince waiting by the distant shore. Daily messages and nightly phone calls are the best she can do since she's stranded miles away from him. Full story...
More stories from bedtime stories »
Bridge of Silence and Sighs
Bedtime Stories less than a day agoCertainly no need to travel all the way to Venice to admire the infamous Bridge of Sighs. After all I have my very own Dirge of Sighs over here - chanted by our chief mourner Nervous Nancy.
Secretary for Hire
Bedtime Stories 3 days agoDidn't really hit me until today that I might be in charge one day. Certainly makes it sound as if it's some uncertain date in the far misty future - rather than by the end of the month.
How I Became a Mullah
Bedtime Stories 5 days agoLooked at myself in the mirror today and still couldn't find the resemblance. Seriously. Didn't I get mistaken for a porn-obsessed sexual perv just a month back? When did I suddenly turn into a turbanned and mustachioed religious cleric?
Then again it was dark, I'd grown a beard and I was eating kosher food.
Don't Stand So Close
Bedtime Stories Nov 21 09Very few things make me squeamish. Okay, maybe torn hands dangling by the ligaments. And possibly tapeworms.
Gay Man Scorned
Bedtime Stories Nov 19 09Jealousy. It's an ugly, selfish emotion that has crept up on the best of us. Even knightly Arthur himself wasn't spared the sly, green-eyed demon when Lancelot made the moves on his queen.
Old Porn Becomes New again
Bedtime Stories Nov 18 09Just today, I stumbled across an old porn film that I first watched years - and years back. An incestuous lil gay porn that involved three virile, highly adventuresome ( and shockingly inventive ) brothers.
That Dirty Lil Scorpio
Bedtime Stories Nov 16 09Seems even the fates are conspiring against us. Feel terribly victimized with our already tattered reputations slandered and besmirched by those who don't know better.
Take A Slice of Pork
Bedtime Stories Nov 14 09With an education partly based on the misguided teachings of Islamic-inclined tutors, there has been much argument on the feasibility of consuming pork.
My Ten-Dollar Weekend
Bedtime Stories Nov 12 09Start cracking those books, kids. Cutting coupons to buy groceries simply isn't fun. If there's a valid argument for studying smart to get into an economically viable course such as geology ( forget about medicine which is purely altruistic! ), it's that being poor actually sucks.
Once Upon an Ex-Gay
Bedtime Stories Nov 10 09Seriously. Forget about saving the whale. Forget about saving the orang-utan. Forget about staying away from shark's fin soup.
Popular Tags »»
abc aids ama american music awards cbs celebrity gossip cock entertainment facebook fri gadgets gay marriage god good morning america hiv lady gaga lesbian levi love marriage marriage equality music muzo new moon parenting personal blogs photos politics radio religion same sex marriage sarah palin technology and web thanksgiving twitter underwear
Have your say - be the first to comment
Login