Farming at the Touch of a Button

It's almost midnight on a weekend and I'm still busy in my garden patch planting my pumpkins and squash. Sweat is dripping off my brow as I plow the soil - manually by hand since I can barely afford the shockingly expensive tractor. The pink cow's probably ready to be milked by morning. Which gives me about 6 hours of sleep before getting up at the crack of dawn to tend to the cows.And harvest the wheat. Fortunately it's all at the touch of a button. Despite my little foray with gardening, I don't do perspiration. Unless it's sex with a sexy post-juvenile gardener on the muddy ground. Could I help plow your fields? Fortunately we have Farmville since the sweltering heat here is killing every green thing I shove into the ground. Full story...