A Fishwife's Tale
Bedtime Stories Nov 06 09Ever been on the wrong side of a crazed rant meant for someone else?Virago : You sir! I have things to tell you!Paul : Umm. Hello strange lady?Virago : You boss true? I have many things, oh many things to say.Paul : Umm. You came to the right place?Virago : Go tell that bitch intern of yours that she's not fit to scrub my toilet!Paul : Umm. Duly noted. Virago : Unprofessional she is. Terrible!Paul : Could you speak a little louder? Think they didn't hear you in Timbuktu.As calm as she looked before, who could have known that I'd be jabbing a hornet's nest!Angry would be putting it mildly. Judging by the throbbing vein on her wrinkled forehead, I half imagined I'd have to save her from an impending stroke. Full story...
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Bedtime Stories 4 days agoLooked at myself in the mirror today and still couldn't find the resemblance. Seriously. Didn't I get mistaken for a porn-obsessed sexual perv just a month back? When did I suddenly turn into a turbanned and mustachioed religious cleric?
Then again it was dark, I'd grown a beard and I was eating kosher food.
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Bedtime Stories Nov 18 09Just today, I stumbled across an old porn film that I first watched years - and years back. An incestuous lil gay porn that involved three virile, highly adventuresome ( and shockingly inventive ) brothers.
That Dirty Lil Scorpio
Bedtime Stories Nov 16 09Seems even the fates are conspiring against us. Feel terribly victimized with our already tattered reputations slandered and besmirched by those who don't know better.
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My Ten-Dollar Weekend
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Once Upon an Ex-Gay
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Pride & Prejudice
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